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Little Plastic Stars

Jan 28 '14

lazarus-james:

dearestpurplelover:

STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING

LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY

HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT

like is no one gonna pick up that HE IS THE ONE WHO STOPS HER SONG ABOUT FREEDOM? HE CUTS HER DOWN WITH HIS HORSE.

"I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
‘Cuz for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing’s in my way!”

AND SLAM. HANS IS IN HER WAY. NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS FORESHADOWING

MARIEL

(Source: elsa-snowqueen)

Jan 28 '14
maladroix:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

BOOOOOP

maladroix:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

BOOOOOP

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Jan 28 '14

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

Jan 28 '14
heartsnbruises:

WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE POPE! WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE POPE! WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE POPE!

heartsnbruises:

WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE POPE! WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE POPE! WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE POPE!

(Source: liartownusa)

Jan 28 '14

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

image

Jan 28 '14

billiejoeisaburrito:

soul-singer-in-the-session-band:

yo so last year when i saw green day i was right up front and there was this total dick next to me and he kept groping me and mike kept looking at him and during during murder city the guy tried to stick his hand up my skirt and mike just pointed at him and got this really angry look on his face and just shook his head and mouthed no 

and wow

thanks for looking out for me mike

Reblogging again because I love it

(Source: lnwlff)

Jan 28 '14

My girlfriend.

(Source: ensign-pavelchekov)

Jan 28 '14
lightbulbidea:

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

Be more dog

lightbulbidea:

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

Be more dog

Jan 28 '14
jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

(Source: johnbercow)

Jan 28 '14
arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)